Hello blogosphere. How have you been? It seems I fell of the face of the earth for a while but don't you fret, I'm back! So not much has really gone on in my life until quite recently which prompted me to return to my poor and isolated blog.
The other day I was in a Mac's Milk just minding my own business and this guy came up to me. He tapped me on the shoulder and when I turned around he told me plainly that I wouldn't survive the zombie apocalypse. Now most people would be offended by this statement but I was too amazed to be upset.
I mean what kind of guy does something like that? If you ask me, the awesome kind. Was I frightened by the occurance? A bit. Was I offended? Not in the slightest. It takes a lot of courage and creativity to warn someone of their impending zombie doom.
Although I would've loved it even more if he had to me I would survive, I still found his remark most entertaining and brilliant. So if you're reading this; Thank you zombie apocalypse warning guy. I appreciate your service to this country and your mission to warn all citizens of their fate.
